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Aug
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A felony is a criminal offense punishable by imprisonment in a state prison or by death.
Jul
26th
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A plane has been forced to make an emergency landing in Frankfurt after two drunk British women tried to open a cabin door at 30,000ft.
Jul
24th
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Obama said. “In Europe, the view that America is part of what has gone wrong in our world, rather than a force to help make it right, has become all too common. In America, there are voices that deride and deny the importance of Europe’s role in our security and our future.
Jul
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Fake funeral training has become so popular that major companies like Samsung have built their own funeral training centers.
Jul
16th
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If you found the percentage of billionaires and multiply that by the percentage of people who become Olympic decathletes, you could probably get a close estimate [of potential Batmans in the world].
Jul
9th
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in 2006, insurers turned down 11 percent of all individual applicants for medical reasons, including 22 percent of those 50 or older
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7th
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the Hebrew Scriptures say, ‘Iron shapes iron and friend shapes friend’
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Never marry a man who has no friends,” he starts. “This usually means that he will be incapable of the intimacy that marriage demands.
Jul
6th
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Nearly 70 percent of the 21 million barrels of oil the United States consumes every day goes for transportation, with the bulk of that burned by individual drivers